Once upon a time

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Me when I see one leaf turn vaguely orange

He smells like cigarettes and green tea, with a hint of sweetness and safety.
He tastes like chocolate and mint, with a hint of bitterness and longing.
He looks like a piece of art, with a hint of imperfection and insecurity.

zosraus (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wnq-writers)

ofvessels:

Kenji Ohmori
tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]
tealeavesandicecream:

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology


Please consider the fact that cellulite would be no big deal if this was reversed Don’t hate biology hate the patriarchy